Don't spray paint my house that color!!!!
Teaching kids to give handjobs since the 90s

whyiseveryonefalling:

scotchcarousel:

the-funkiest-penguin:

friendly-pedophile:

bellamyyoung:

yourgayfriend:

emisummerful:

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You know you’re a lesbian when: You put your finger in it instead.

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OH GOD, I ONLY EVER PUT MY FINGERS IN THEM. 

I did both…image

i did both. i also bent it, what does that tell me now

You kinky son of a bitch.

I used to step on mine until they exploded.

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One time i went to olive garden with my mom and she told me she was alcoholic and then the next time we went she told me that she was divorcing my dad
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sketchamagowza:

literally you

sketchamagowza:

literally you

teamlunch:

I found this in an old sketchbook. I wanted to try and figure out how the skull of this anime person would look since her mouth is almost in line with where her eyes start.

teamlunch:

I found this in an old sketchbook. I wanted to try and figure out how the skull of this anime person would look since her mouth is almost in line with where her eyes start.

offense-is-the-best-defence:

Leonardo Di Caprio’s quest for an Oscar takes a desperate turn.

dogwithhat:

My brothers toothbrushes over the past month
Why is he so angry

queercumqueen:

grawly:

hanamurateruteru:

hanamurateruteru:

does anyone remember those stick figure fighting gifs that people used to use as their icons on forums

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holy shit this thing is old

this gif is probably older than some people on this website