Don't spray paint my house that color!!!!
tastefullyoffensive:

[jackthebeanstalk]
did-you-kno:

Two physicists formed a theory that an accident with the Large Hadron Collider at CERN was caused by a time-traveling bird. Source

did-you-kno:

Two physicists formed a theory that an accident with the Large Hadron Collider at CERN was caused by a time-traveling bird. Source

tehrisa:

meatbicyclevevo:

oate:

audidas:

7 million people in the earth. 0 messages in my Inbox

7 million

in the earth

free them

a-random-mod:

Guardians of the galaxy was so good.

a-random-mod:

Guardians of the galaxy was so good.

internetexplorers:

11 abominations

internetexplorers:

11 abominations

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

when u try to caffeinate yourself and just end up increasing ur heart rate with no discernible changes in levels of exhaustion  

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theclearlydope:

You can thank me later for waiting until morning to post this.
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theclearlydope:

You can thank me later for waiting until morning to post this.

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Teaching kids to give handjobs since the 90s

whyiseveryonefalling:

scotchcarousel:

the-funkiest-penguin:

friendly-pedophile:

bellamyyoung:

yourgayfriend:

emisummerful:

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You know you’re a lesbian when: You put your finger in it instead.

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OH GOD, I ONLY EVER PUT MY FINGERS IN THEM. 

I did both…image

i did both. i also bent it, what does that tell me now

You kinky son of a bitch.

I used to step on mine until they exploded.

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One time i went to olive garden with my mom and she told me she was alcoholic and then the next time we went she told me that she was divorcing my dad
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